Filed under: life in general, nonsense | Tags: busted ankle, drunken shenanigans, gross and bruised, vodka gives you wings
My friend had way too much vodka last week and blacked out. We can only guess what happened from the police reports.
Somehow she managed to jump a barbed wire fence and get onto an extremely restricted area of the flightline. When the MPs found her, she took off at a full out sprint and they had to chase her down and tackle her in the middle of the airfield. They had to use extreme force and as as a result she has bruises, scrapes, probably a concussion, and a fractured ankle. Here’s a picture of the yellow, swollen mess. You’re welcome.
She told me that obviously while she was in the Army, she should have been chugging vodka the morning of her pt tests. Clearly, booze gives you super powers. That’s probably the secret that the Olympic sprinters are keeping from us.
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