now is a good time to panic

real quick
23 February 2012, 7:57 am
Filed under: gymming, nonsense | Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Today is Wednesday, so it’s therapy time again! Before I leave the house, I wanted to talk to you guys about something real quick.

Hygiene. It’s common courtesy, y’all.

I was on the step machine for less than three minutes yesterday morning when some middle aged guy got on to the stepper next to mine. He smelled so strongly of dirty mechanic (you know what smell I’m talking about, don’t act like you have no idea) that I managed to power through another 45 seconds before I had to give up and leave. It was so disgusting. I wanted to try breathing through my mouth, but the smell was so overwhelming that I thought for sure I’d be able to taste it. Ew.

Now. I know that I was in a gym, and people in a gym sweat. This was not normal workout stank. This was superstank. This guy smelled like he had been working out for the last week and a half… without a shower in between sessions. It was way too much, especially because he wasn’t even sweating! I think he just normally must smell like that.

In conclusion, please go buy deodorant. Keep an extra stick in your medicine cabinet, kitchen, bike basket, glove compartment, purse, desk at work, under your pillow, and your back pocket, just to be sure. I’m not even kidding. That shit was truly awful. The people around you will thank you for it.


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